On Jordan Hiebert.

Jordan emerges from bathroom wearing suit.

"Who is this guy, frigging Superman?"

On Paul Martin.

"I'm a cocksucker."

(Said in a poorly attempted French accent.)

On Billy Talent.

"Is that music?"

On Technology.

"I'm amazed by what man has created. We fly on planes, we drive in cars. Think about all the miles of paved road!"

On People.

Sitting at a red light.

"Who are all these people? Where do they come from? Where are they going? Where do they work?"

On The Sun.

"It amazes me that the sun never burns out. They say it's just a giant ball of burning gas."

Walter.

Walter says things to me. He says them as if they are something quite revolutionary, as if I've never heard them or thought about them before, as if he's discovered some outstanding truth.

This is what he says.